The ‘Talking Stage’ Is Just Free Trial Dating – And It’s Time to Cancel Your Subscription

Okay, I need to get this off my chest: the talking stage is a SCAM. A glorified loophole. A subscription trial where one person gets all the relationship perks—without actually committing. And the worst part? We keep signing up for it like it’s a good deal.

I know this because I’ve been there. We all have. You start texting someone, FaceTiming late at night, soft-launching them on your socials (a hand, a drink, a blurry side profile—you know the drill). Suddenly, you’re acting like a full-on couple, but if you dare bring up commitment? They hit you with the classic:
🗣️ “I don’t like labels.”
🗣️ “Let’s just go with the flow.”
🗣️ “Why ruin what we have?”

RUIN WHAT?! Sir, what we have is me catching feelings while you keep your options open like this is a clearance sale at Zara. And I don’t know about you, but I am so tired of it.

So let’s talk about why the talking stage is the biggest scam in modern dating—and why it’s time to unsubscribe forever.

What Even Is the Talking Stage?

The talking stage is like a dating limbo—not quite single, not quite taken, just stuck. You’re investing your time, energy, and probably your best memes into this person, but when you ask, “Sooo… what are we?” they look at you like you just asked them to solve a calculus equation.

I hate to break it to you, but if you have to ask what you are, you’re probably nothing serious. Because let’s be real—when someone actually wants to be with you, you won’t be analyzing texts like you’re deciphering the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Talking Stage = The Ultimate Loophole

Here’s why the talking stage is a literal scam:

🚩 It lets them enjoy all the perks of dating without committing. They get good morning texts, emotional support, and maybe even… benefits. Meanwhile, you get uncertainty and a personal vendetta against your phone’s typing bubbles.

🚩 It keeps you stuck. They’re “figuring things out,” but you’re already sure about them—so you wait. And wait. And wait. Meanwhile, they’re still entertaining other options because technically, “we’re not exclusive.”

🚩 It makes you feel delusional. One day, they’re sending you heart emojis and calling you “baby,” the next, they’re acting distant, and you’re questioning if you made up the whole relationship in your head. (Spoiler alert: You didn’t. They’re just emotionally unavailable.)

And the most infuriating part? They always circle back later. Months after you’ve moved on, they pop up with a “hey, stranger” text. And honestly? JAIL.

How to Cancel Your Subscription to the Talking Stage

If you’re stuck in the talking stage and tired of it, here’s how to break free:

💬 Be upfront about what you want. If you want commitment, SAY THAT. If they get weird or evasive, congrats, you have your answer.

🚫 Set a time limit. If they can’t figure out their feelings in a reasonable amount of time, they’re just keeping you as a backup. And you? Are nobody’s second choice.

🚪 Walk away if they won’t commit. You are not a placeholder, a convenience, or a free trial. If they want full access to you, they need to subscribe to the full package.

Final Thoughts? Talking Stages Are Out. Real Love Is In.

The talking stage is just wasting time with extra steps. You deserve clarity, commitment, and someone who actually values you—not someone who’s “seeing where things go” while keeping you on the back burner.

So let’s cancel this free trial nonsense and start demanding the real deal. Because honestly? We are way too hot to be this confused. 💅✨